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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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