A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Sex education in Texas.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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