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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Neither have I

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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