How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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