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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Women's rights.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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