- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

Jesse gets so many ladies

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

whats the capital of congo famine

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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