why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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YOU

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You have friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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