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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

A young baby died.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Men

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Rebecca Black

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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