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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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