Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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