Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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feminists.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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