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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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