- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Where's the dick??? east

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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