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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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