- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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