Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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