- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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