- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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