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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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YO FACE

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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weston cage

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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