Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Worms don't like apples.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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