Roses are red, violets are purple.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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What do black people eat? Food.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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