- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

I shot a bitch.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Urban ghettos

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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