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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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A man walks into a bar. Because he's had a rough day, he asks the barender for a drink. Then another... Then another... (continued) The man walks out of the bar and goes to his car. He starts to drive back to his house. He wobbly makes turns and closes his eyes every 5 seconds or so. He also talks to his boss on his phone for the majority of the ride. Surprisingly enough, he makes it home safely and doesn't harm anyone else despite the large amount he had to drink. He stumbles into his apartment and goes up to his room. He slumps down onto his bed on his back very heavily, causing the room to shake a bit. He opens his eyes, only to find his glass shandelier falling from directly above his face. His body was found by his girlfriend the next morning. I guess there's no real moral to the story then... Maybe it's: You can drink and drive, but don't put a shandelier directly above your bed... I guess? Wow. What are the odds?

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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A van drives into a car.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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kennah campion... being nice

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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