- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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