James Patrick Campbell

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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