- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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