- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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