- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What? Huh?

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Whats the defination of cruelty

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Barack Obama plays basketball

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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