- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

i have a christmas tree.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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