What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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