- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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