- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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