- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Gordon Brown smiles.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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