- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

How did th-A fridge.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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