Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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