- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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