- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

I work at jcpenny

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

why do mexicans get made fun of

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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