- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Women's Rights

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

So a seal walks into a club.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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