Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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non poop

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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