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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

knock, knock whos there child molestor

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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