- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Albino African Americans

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

V I T A M I N C !

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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