- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

whats up and also down? your mum

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??