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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why did? Yes

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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