- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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