- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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