- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Bags of delicious poop.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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