- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Penis.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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