- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Obama walks into a hospital....

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Ben Affleck

hard cheese

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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