- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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