Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads: "A rare bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, having woolly fur with distinctive black and white markings. Also called giant panda, panda bear." Seeing absolutely nothing in this description that would rationalize the homicides the panda had just committed, the bartender arrived at the reasonable conclusion that the panda was psychotic and having severe psychological problems which probably caused the incident. The bartender couldn't help but wonder if this tragedy could've been avoided had the panda been properly screened for schizophrenia and guns been properly secured in a safe at the panda's mother's house.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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