- Anti Joke

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Chris Bosh's neck

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.