- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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