- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Womens basketball

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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