- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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