A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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