A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Nah

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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