If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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Logan's gay

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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I? Everett

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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