What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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