Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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