What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Christianity.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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