GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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