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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Praise Paisley

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

wael.. nuff said

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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