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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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