What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

whats black and strange a paki

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Ebola

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

VAGINA.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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