There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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