- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

The Female Orgasm

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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