A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

whats polish and black a polish black person

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Kefka > Sephiroth

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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