Women's rights.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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