- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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