- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

womens rights.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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