Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Take part of what?

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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