- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

"Knock knock." "No."

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

womens rights.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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