- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

were at work systems r down

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Whats worse than suicide? death

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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