- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

A man was shot. He died.

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