Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

when debbie meets downer

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Albert <3 Hunter

i have a christmas tree.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

How old is your mom Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

You idiot thats 9 letters

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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