What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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what is the color of a burp burple

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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you gay?

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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