- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

A women left the kitchen.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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