How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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