What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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