What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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