what's white and sticky semen

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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religion

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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