What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Religionh

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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A Serbian Film

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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