- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Your mom.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

nice tits.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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