Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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