What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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i found waldo.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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