- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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