We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

whats white and looks like paper paper

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Your mother is average.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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